Check It Out! We Have STUFF!

- 232 Pages of PURE JOY (Plus a 50/50 Blend of SARCASM and BAD PUNS)
- Roughly 75% ALL-NEW CONTENT
- Gorgeous Hardcover Doubles as a HIGH-QUALITY HEAD-BONKER
-  Title Can Be ABBREVIATED to WTH 
- Which You Must Admit is VERY FUNNY
- Only $14.99 or less if You PRE-ORDER NOW

What They're Saying

"The most hilarious, fantastic, gut-busting, and surreal thing I have ever had the pleasure of reading." - Jen's dad

"I knew there was always something funny about that kid." - Jen's mom

"These things are gonna sell like hotcakes. Trust me." - Jen's agent

"I like it." - King Julien

"Are Hazmat suits hard to pack?" - John

Quick! Buy It Now!

- Amazon (currently $9.98)

- Barnes & Noble (currently $9.98)

- or your local book seller!
(prices may fluctuate.)


Exclusive CW Pin Packs
Show Off Your Wrecky Loyalty *And* Baffle Your Friends: A Win-Win!

Up 'til now the only way to get one of these pin packs was to win one. Now, even common henchpersons like yourselves can have one! Because we care about common people. You might even say we want to LIVE like "common people." (But let's not get crazy or anything.) (MORE)

Each pin measures 1.25 inches: perfect for grouping on bags, hats, or aprons. [eyebrow waggle] The packs are $8 each, plus shipping ($2 U.S./$3 International).

Our "Sprinkles" pack includes the following designs:

- I Want Sprinkles
- It A Gril
- "Cake" underneat that Wreck's
- No Sexual Harassment, and
- Wreck On Carrot Jockey

And the Fireman pack includes:
- Happy Falker Satherhood
- Good Luck in China
- Crazy Lou ("WwhaaLLA OoaAahhh!")
- Look! It's EPCOT!, and
- Cartoon Jockey

Each pack is sold separately. (Carrot Jockey charm not included. [sorry.])
Price: $8 each plus shipping ($2 U.S./ $3 International). Buy more and save on shipping!

The CW Personalized Bookplate
All the Fun of Meeting Jen Without Actually Having to Meet Her!

The CW Personalized Book PlateSince Cake Wrecks is a heavy book to ship, this is the easiest and least expensive way to get a personalized signature from yours truly for your copy of Cake Wrecks. The plate is a high-quality 5X7 gloss sticker, designed to match the interior pages of the book, and features our adorable tour logo Jockey in the lower corner. (MORE)

When ordering, be sure to tell me who to make it out to, and any specific messages you’d like included (Happy Briday, I want sprinkles, etc.) If you don’t have a specific message in mind, then I’ll just make something up. [evil grin]

Bookplates are $4.00 each. Shipping is $1.00 if you’re in the U.S., $2.00 for all other countries. And yes, we combine shipping!


Price: $4 each + Shipping ($1.00 U.S. / $2.00 International)
Razzle Zazzle
T-shirts, aprons, and more

We also offer some Wrecky fun stuff through Zazzle, a third-party site. Here are a few of our best sellers:

Cake Wrecks
It's all "fun and games" 'til it ends up on Cake Wrecks

I Want Sprinkles shirt shirt
I want sprinkles

Happy Falker Satherhood

There are lots more options and designs at the Cake Wrecks Zazzle store:

Keep in mind that Zazzle is a separate entity from Cake Wrecks, so we have no way of knowing if your order has shipped yet, what you bought last, or your Uncle Pat's pants size. (Actually, I'm not sure Zazzle can help with that last one, either, but feel free to ask them.)

Most of our Zazzle designs are created by you fans, so feel free to submit a design of your own! If we use it, you'll win fame, recognition, fame....uh...oh! And a really heart-felt "thank you" e-mail. Which you can print out and frame. And then brag about.